
| I'm going back out. |
| What the fuck are you doing? |
| I can't fucking believe it! Do you know what would happen if everyone could experience life on this level? If everyone took acid? (his mind boggles before our very eyes) It'd be the end of war -- of poverty -- of -- of -- It would be the end of all the bullshit! People would start loving each other - taking care of each other - |


|
See! See, I told you! I told you!. There something
going on here way beyond the bullshit we've been taught. It's . . .
it's . . . (he stops in the hallway, overwhelmed) We gotta find out what's going on! (he looks at Darrell intensely) We're wasting our time here. The only thing we're going to learn here is how to become another automaton in the nine-to-five money machine. We're on the verge of something - |
| Why? It's just more useless information designed to indoctrinate you into a culture that's dying around us as we speak. It's up to people like us who have seen something different to create some kind of alternative. |
|
Where
I come from there are three alternatives.
Doctor, lawyer, or Hollywood agent. If I don't finish my finals, I'm
going to end up reading bad scripts for the rest of my life. That's
reality. Don't let the acid fool you. Yeah, maybe there is some
mysterious shit going on. Yeah, maybe you can float on air. Maybe you can walk
on water. So what? Look what happened to the last poor fool who did
that. It doesn't pay the rent. That's what I know. It's a dog eat dog
world out there. Always has been. Always will be. (he looks down at Jon, the dog, who has been right at their heels the whole time.) Nothing personal, Jon. |
| Absolutely pure, one hundred percent pharmaceutical, lily white methamphetamine hydrochloride. Anybody, that's interested can adjourn with me to the bathroom and the fun will begin. This stuff will clear your mind, brace your spine, slow down time, help you find - ecstasy - for only a dime. This stuff will make you smile . . . |
| RON and I are going up to the city. I talked to Gino. He said we could stay with him until we found a place. |
| You drop out now and they're going to draft your ass. In six months you'll be crawling through the swamps of Nam dodging bazookas and snakes. |
| That's just what they want you to think. |
| Hey, hey psychedelic rangers! Did that picture come out? |
| Don't pay any attention to him. His name's not John Galt. It's Slagge. My name's Anne. |
| Slagge? |
| Yeah. Slagge T. Pyle. Can I see the picture? |
| Do you believe me now? |
| What? |
| I . . . said - Do . . . you . . . believe . . . me . . . now? |
| What . . . is . . . this . . . stuff? |
| It's the stuff they use to frost bar glasses with. |
| Okay. We're here. Turn around. |
| Hey, Darrell, can I make a sandwich? |
|
Yeah, you can use whatever's there. (turning to leave the room) I'll be right back. I'm gonna get a taste of Taco's candy. |
|
How did you do this? (he looks intently from the photograph in his hand to Slagge) |
|
(to CHRIS) CHRIS shakes his head waiting for some kind of real answer. |
(to Anne) White bread sandwiches and homogenized milk. He says white makes right. It came to him one time when he was sniffing glue. (she hands him the joint) (taking a long hit off the joint) Anne just shrugs. |
|
Seriously. How did you do it? |
|
Can't tell you. Secrets of the great mystic order of the White Wonderbread Brotherhood. |
|
Hey - |
|
You guys live around here or what? (by the time he finishes the question he is laughing at the absurdity of it) |
|
No. We're just passing through. We've just been down to the peyote fields south of Laredo. Know anybody
that wants to buy some fresh buttons? |

| Fresh buttons? Are you kidding? How much? |
| What's it like down there? In the fields? |
|
They're haunted. By the Kiowa and Comanche dead. Big buttons are a dime a piece. Small ones are a nickel. |
| What else you got? |
|
What . . . ? (he laughs to himself) You taking these animals to a zoo or something? |
|
Yeah. You could say that. We're going up to Haight-Ashbury. There's a shop on Haight Street called the
Pacific Ocean Trading Company. They'll handle all of this. |
| This is cool. Do you guys need a place to crash tonight? |
| Nah. We can't stay. Got to get across the desert tonight while it's still cool. We just stopped here to get some gas money. |
| What's this? |
| Patouli oil. It's popular up there. |
| Hey, listen. You guys wait right here. We'll go take up a collection for the buttons and be right back. |
| Let's follow these guys up to the city. |
| Tonight? |
| Why not? What's the difference? Now or a week from now? It's like a sign. |
| A sign? |
| Fuck it! C'mon! Let's go! |
| Anybody want some peyote? There's two guys downstairs who got bags of it for a nickel and a dime a button. Fresh. I'm taking a collection. |
|
(he pulls out his wallet and gives RON the money.) (laughing and interrupting) (he gives RON five bucks) (grabbing the money and looking up) (he gives RON five bucks) |
(quietly) (she hands him a joint) (taking a long hit off the joint) (an affectionate look crosses his face) I forgot. I've never had a girlfriend who had a kid before. But that will be perfect. It'll give us time to find a place. |
|
Peyote? Forget it. That last time I took that shit I puked in four colors. (he stops and thinks about it . . .) Well, on second thought . . . |
|
. . . later on I had this great conversation with a tree |
| You should have seen him . . . |
| Don't worry. I'll be there. There's no way I'm going to miss out on this. |
| RON . . . you ready? |
| Be right there. |
| Anytime you're ready. |
| They're going to draft your ass! |
| I think that we've all had just about enough drugs for tonight. |

| I'll get this. Fill up the other truck, will ya? |
| Hey, boy. You one of them hippie weirdos I heard about? |
| No, friend. I'm just like you. Just trying to get by. |
| Is it true all you longhairs are queers? My brother told me that. |
| Your brother doesn't know what he's talking about. |
| You callin my brother a liar? He's over in Viet-Nam right now fighting for you, asshole. |
| Don't do it, friend. |
| We'll be leaving now. |
| Go on. We'll catch up. |
| You sure? |
| - going to dawn on you, Michael, that in a couple of weeks school is going to let out, and we're going to be flooded with maybe a hundred thousand kids - all looking for good drugs, free sex, and a great time. |
|
Exactly! The more of us there are, the less the cops or anybody else is going to be able to do about it!
We'll own this whole part of town. Just like the outlaws in the wild west - or like the pirates who used to
take over a whole island! (he hoots with laughter and triumph It'll be an island of psychedelic sanity!. There'll be no stopping us. We'll party until we save the world! |
| Sounds good on paper, man - |
| - but the fact is, that acid isn't a party drug. If we don't keep a lid on it - if we don't help these kids channel their experiences in a controlled fashion - they're going to be taking street drugs, cut with god knows what, and burning holes in their brains. It'll be a psychedelic nightmare. |
| There's casualties in every revolution, man. It's the price you pay - |

| Who pays? You? Or some sixteen year old just off the bus from Cleveland. Think about - |
| Measles! You're my hero! |
| Measles! Measles! Measles! |
| Hey, Scott. What've you guys got for dinner tonight |

|
We got beef stew. We got black bread. And rice. And tea. And coffee. You know, good stick to your ribs
stuff. (he interrupts himself and addresses two of his fellow workers.) Hey, get up there and start dishing it out. We got some hungry people here. (back to Gino) Yeah, this is starting to work out thanks to Emmett. |
|
Good work. Won't be long before there's a couple hundred people down here. (to Measles) I'm going to split. Gotta see Allan. See you back at the pad. |
|
Okay, cool. And hey. Don't worry so much. Everything's going to be great. (Gino starts to walk away) Oh yeah, RON and CHRIS should be here about six. Cathy's going to cook up some spaghetti. |
| I'll be there. |
| Did you try those purple caps last night? |
|
Oh man! I'm still stoned! It was fuckin incredible! The strongest I ever took. I split it with
my old lady, and it still blew my mind. Check it out. At one point I watched her move a book of matches
across the kitchen table! (his eyes grow wider) With her fuckin mind, man. It was spooky . . . (his eyes reveal that he is remembering the events) . . . but then later we made love . . . |

|
Oh my god! I never knew that being human could be such a . . . (he searches for the right words) . . . a complete trip . . . no . . more than that . . . such a privilege . . . he looks at Measles intently, questioningly) You know what I mean? I can't think of the right word . . . |
| Glory?, gift?, miracle?, magic, wonder, mystery. It's all of that! And more! |
| This is it. This is the time. You all know it! Better living through chemistry! WITH DOPE THERE'S HOPE! |
| Listen, I've gotta go see Howie. You know if he's home? |
| Yeah, Emmett just went over there. |
| Hey! Get me a couple more of those purple caps! |

|
Kesey? You're bringing up Kesey
to me now as some kind of role model? Haven't you heard what's happening? (he pauses, hands the article back to the girl, and nods.) He got busted. Yeah. He's in jail over in Oakland right now - as we speak. |
| So what? I'll tell you so what. Word's out that if he doesn't turn state's evidence, he's at least going to renounce the whole movement! Tell everybody that they got to stop taking acid! They got him shitting in his pants over a little hard time! |
| Yeah? Well, it's a little late for something like that now. It's kinda like standing waist deep in the surf and holding up your hand to try and stop a twenty foot wave - you ever tried it? Yeah, well I have and it doesn't work. (he laughs) |
|
Listen, I gotta go. Gino's here. Ginsberg and
Leary will be here tomorrow. We're going up to Sacramento on
Tuesday to push for legalization of the church. (he pauses and listens) Yeah, well, the odds may be against us, but if you come up with any other alternatives besides what Kesey is doing, then give me a call. Yeah. Good-bye. (he hangs up and looks at Gino) Can you believe what Kesey is doing? |
| I don't get it. After all that's happened . . . |
|
Yeah, well apparently, he doesn't either. (he walks to the door of his office and looks out. He turns back to Gino) Did you finish that Fuller interview? (Gino pulls a roll of papers from his coat. Cohen looks back out the door of his office) Willy! (A sixteen year old boy with tight curly blonde hair comes walking up. Cohen hands him the roll of papers.) This is the interview with Buckminster Fuller. Get it typeset. It goes in this edition. |
| Nice, huh? |
|
Perfect. (changing the subject) How do you think it's going to go in Sacramento? |
|
What do you think? We're going to go up there and try to convince these middle-class white Senators that we
want to establish a legally recognized church that uses LSD as its sacrament. That, furthermore, this
church will attempt to replace the ego, profit motive, and the isolated nuclear family with the alternatives
of heightened spiritual awareness, equitable sharing and caring of the planet's resources, and the realization
of all races as one global family - just for starters. (he pauses for effect.) What would you say our chances are? |

| Howie! Hey, Howie! It's Measles! Let me in! |
|
Hey, did you hear how many freaks it takes to change a lightbulb? (there's no answer) I'll tell ya. Five. One to change it. (he reaches the top of the landing, looks around, sees no one, walks down the hall to an open door, and walks in.) And four to try and remember that it even happened. |
| Is this thing on? Testing . . . (he looks at them sheepishly and holds up both hands with the well recognized peace sign) |
| What's going on, Measles? |
| I need some more of those Owsley purple caps. Got any left? |
| How many you need? |
| Got a hundred? |
| Be right back. |
|
You know Gino? (Grogan nods and Measles continues) He was just busting my balls again about the right way to take acid. He thinks you should never take it without fasting a couple of days first and totally controlling your environment. That whole Leary deal. He's all worried about all the kids coming here this summer. I'm thinking that it's all about freedom. No rules. I think the Pranksters got it right. (we see him go inward for a moment, mulling it over in his own mind) I don't know . . . what do you think? |
|
Gino is too old. (he pauses) He'll never completely throw off the neurosis of being raised in this culture.
He'll never really be free, and above all else, that's what we need to be. Free of the bullshit we've been
taught. (he turns to Measles) If you're lucky, you'll have a near death experience in a car crash. Or maybe you'll flash on a zen koan and get it. Maybe by reading a Blake poem. But right now - right here - Acid is the vehicle. Acid is the tool we can use to decondition ourselves - to open up to unfiltered reality. Until the people of this country rip off the blinders that have been put there by the lies of big business and a corrupt government, we're going to be continually drug into meaningless wars in which we kill off the best and brightest of our youth. We're going to go on destroying the very eco-system that we live in. Risks have to be taken. We have to open people's eyes. Those who know- must act. We have to bring down the system - cut it off at the knees - with undiluted freedom. That's what the radicals in Berkeley don't understand. They think that by going into the streets and demonstrating that they'll be able to effect some change, but all they're doing is playing into the Man's hands. |
| You play by the Man's rules - you go down under the Man's heel. We have to do whatever it takes to wake up the people of this country, even if it means dumping pounds of acid into the water systems of our cities. The stakes are too high to be careful, and that's what Gino and his friends want - to be careful. Meanwhile, the arms merchants of the world continue to buy and sell any politician they need, continue to stockpile mountains of nuclear weapons, continue to build their personal fortunes at the expense of a sure and certain nuclear holocaust. That, my man, is the madness we're dealing with. Think about it. Every nuclear weapon in the world was made by greedy industrialists, who cut corners in their manufacturing processes whenever they could; politicians who can be bought by a young juicy piece of ass; experimental tin can computers that can read a flock of flying geese as attacking Russian missiles - |
| The people of this country have to be shaken awake, and now we have the tool. Our guilt would lie in not making acid available to every man and woman in the United States. Of course there will be casualties like Gino is talking about. Of course, not everyone will be able to handle it. But the alternative, of letting this madness go unchecked - of letting the sleepwalkers destroy this planet - that would be the real nightmare. |
| What's all this about? |
| Emmett was saying that this whole country is constipated and acid is the X-lax. |

| Oh my god! Look at this! We're in heaven. |
| I love this place . . . ! |
| We've lost our guides. |
| Wow . . . cool . . . |
| You remember how to get to Measles'? |
|
Yeah . . . it's up on Golden Gate. Shouldn't be a problem. (he turns to CHRIS, smiling, teasing) Do we have to go . . . ? |
|
I know . . . this is it! This is the place. (their eyes meet) We made it, man. |
| Home at last . . . God almighty . . . home at last . . . |